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Last year, while interning at Social Services somewhere in rural, truly ass-backwards Virginia, I ran across the Last year, while interning at Social Services somewhere in rural, truly ass-backwards Virginia, I ran across the case of a client-- we'll call him the Deer Hunter-- who I thought needed a good one excuse, that is.
As they say, "Virginia is for Lovers.
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I'm talking a deer. A fresh kill, as it. And a fresh "conquest," I might add. Considering Virginia's Criminal Code, which outlaws sodomy, cohabitation, and all sex acts between unmarried persons, one would think that the Old Dominion would have made room for necrobestiality.
But one would think wrong. The Deer Hunter needed no excuse for his carnal passions-- deer-scrumping is punishable in a court of law only if the animal is still living.
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Somewhere in Virginia, shotguns are being loaded. Minus the Bear, a quintet from the northwest comprised of members of Botch, Kill Sadie and Sharks Keep Moving, have more in common with the Deer Hunter than they might like to think. For one thing, just as kenyan singles online Deer Hunter needed no excuse nweded ride, Minus the Bear needs absolutely no excuse to rock. But who ever did? It is no crime to rock.91770 Personals Erotic
This is not, however, your ordinary missionary-style rock and roll. Consider again the Deer Hunter; one can hardly blame the guy-- his kids were probably growing older, losing their sex appeal with each passing day. So, instead of letting life control him, he grabbed it by the antlers.
Call it perverted, call it resourceful, call it what you. But one thing is certain: Like Jed, Minus the Bear are innovators. No strumming or chunking here; axe-man David Knudson drives the band with fluid, catchy, tapped riffs.
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The bright, focused guitar tone is a trademark of Minus the Bear's sound. Another twist is the band's electronic elements: The drums are propulsive and complementary, jumping with the same energy as the guitars.
Erin Tate is an active drummer, frequently adding firm tom and snare fills. Bassist Cory Murchy, who with Tate make up Kill Sadie's rhythm section, has a great time and a great ear; his basslines lock solidly with the other rhythm elements, while providing tasteful harmony.
Vocals, courtesy of Jake Snider, are infrequent but appropriate; they act more like a fifth musical element than a song's centerpiece.
The opening track, amusingly titled, "Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked," is a great example.
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It lifts-off with a cleanly tapped riff, then cuts to power-rock for the chorus, and weaves in and out of a fuzzy, waltzing bassline and gurgling synth to close. The album's finale, "Pantsuit. Uggghhh," drones for two minutes before a jagged guitar riffs intrudes and adds tempo.
Unconventional but catchy as all hell. The Deer Hunter needed no excuse.
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Any group this tight and proficient on their first recording undoubtedly has much more to say.
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